have you seen this dog


look at him

daily reminder to look at this dog. look at him

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what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

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  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

What I love about social justice white people



is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.


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the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut


I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

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I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

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john grew up in the 80s and 90s when homophobia was rampant

he wanted to be a doctor and there were posters on every corner warning people about the “gay plague”

his sister is queer and an alcoholic and we know nothing about their relationship with their parents

but you’re right, a man his age has no reason to be closeted, right?

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