tightvaginas:

the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying 

(via hi)

lamelohan:

the only exercise i ever do is walking from my bed to the potty then fridge then back to bed

(via lamelohan)

anidioticblogger:

excuse me waiter where are my crayons

(via madame-da-pompadour)

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

(via amayamalik)

greglestrades:

make me choose:

Anonymous asked: doctor who or game of thrones?

"Do you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It’s like when you’re a kid. The first time they tell you the world’s turning and you just can’t believe it because everything looks like it’s standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet spinning at a thousand miles an hour. And the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour. We’re falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world and if we let go… That’s who I am.”

(via pondragon)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via amayamalik)

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. It’s like fight club."

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via tyleroakley)

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

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